YOUR COMMUNITY NEWS
B.A.R.
BAY AREA REPORTER
JULY l» 1971 1
VOLUME I NUMBER 7
MAVIS - THE WINNER
REBA AND DORI'S TEAM
THE GREAT RACE 71
SKANDAL SKATERS
WONDERFUL WORLD OF SPORTS
Well gang another year has passed and
so has this aging sportster. Or at least
almost!!! Sunday, June 13th, 1971, it
so happens, was designated Bay Bum¬
mers Cross City Skate Day. Or (Look
out San Francisco, 100 Jean Claude
Kiley’s on ROLLER SKATES are about
to decend on your, whether you’re
ready or not and neither are they).
George Banda, originator of this clas¬
sic event, was on hand looking very
dapper in his Referee type shirt. Rules
spewd from his mouth as he stood at
the rear of his Ranchero like Casey
Stengle in the Bull Pen. As he spoke to
those of us who were about to take part
in this, (another of many) GRAND
PRIX of the roller skating set, he filled
us with such inspiration that I was al¬
most sick. Especially when in answer to
my question, was an ambulance in read¬
iness all along the route, he laughed un¬
controllably. Fortunately I had had
presence of mind not to flatter my inner
sports like feelings and hope to make it
all the way from THE PENDULUM to
the finish line at JACKSON’S. There
were those who did however. That
Mavis, you know, the three time win¬
ner? Well let me tell you, that girl has
no charity. Could she let some of us
think we might have a chance? Huh!!!
She went the entire route in 35 minutes
flat. The same time it took me to find
out which skate went on which foot.
Now really Mavis, winner take all and all
that but my dear ...
There were tons of contestants in this
year’s meet. Most were dressed for the
occassion as is fitting an event of such
magnitude. The team from DORI’S,
(which I might add won first place as a
Team) were subtly dressed in sedate
Sunday Drag, complete with fuchsia
hued coifs instigated by, you guessed it,
REBA. She coached her team with
aplomb. Another team, the Skandal
BOO AND THE NEW BELL TEAM
HEAD COACH - GEORGE BANDA
SAN FRANCISCO’S NEWEST FUN BAR
Skaters from THE ROYAL
SCANDALS, wore Red Pattent Knick¬
ers and Vests with the Royal Insignia on
them. They also carried what appeared
to be newsboy bags with big red lips on
them. Inside they carried flyers for their
forth coming show. One would think
with their duties involving flyer passing
for P.R. they would never have placed,
but to our surprise, they came in second
as a Team. Only because the team be¬
fore them had failed to follow the rules.
Zooming up and down the hills of the
Queen City certainly gave some of our
up-tight neighbors along the way a lot
of joy. I saw two little old men betting
on some queen who had wrapped her¬
self around a pole 7 or 8 times. I
couldn’t really tell what the bet was
about since just at that moment
MICHELLE was tearing down a wall of
ivy growing on Bay Street in a desperate
attempt to maintain some semblance of
balance before addressing Columbus
Street.
Waiting at the finish line for some of
the contestants to arrive was really a fun
trip never to be described on these few
pages. Straights and Gays alike were in
convulsions of laughter which really
didn’t help those seriously engaged in
trying to win. They were soon giggling
and skating and gigling some more.
Some lost track of the route and this
morning I’m sure I saw some dizzy
queen wearing silver crinkle ribbon hair,
skooting down the MacArthur Freeway
on her way to Berkeley. I hope someone
told her before it was too late.
Those of you who missed the actual
race, were probably on hand at JACK¬
SON’S to greet the sportsters. If you
were, you probably had one of the most
enjoyable afternoons in a long time.
Bob, the piano player was up to his pits
in singers and booze flowed freely. Our
hats off to JACKSON’S for another
successful and most enjoyable event.
Next year maybe Dowager Empress
SHIRLEY will try. We hear she is ab¬
solutely fantastic.
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IN MEMORIAM
We would like to express our sympathy
and deep loss for another beloved member
of our community who is no longer with
us'. Jesse aguila, one of the city’s
best liked entertainers. Jesse had played'
the piano for so long, that we took him
.for granted, now that he is gone, a void
will stand where once a fine human being
stood. We will all miss Jesse, and
especially those who worked with him at
the close of his life, the crew
at the Jug-O-Punch. Now rest well, Jesse.
2*t editorial
There are many unsung heroes in our midst,
these are the fighters in our community.
They are the people who fight for you.
They have thrown off their cloaks of mid¬
dle class retience and found a better way
of life. They are free from all the sex¬
ual bugaboos,social taboos and religious
fallacies. They have found themselves an
inner peace of mind, completely free from
stigma and fear. These people, nay heroes,
cannot be harmed by the so-called estab¬
lishment , because there is no fear that
the authoritarians can use to silence
them. This group quietly fights for you
in court, in police stations, in business,
in government and many times in public.
Every now and then they ask'for a little
help from each and every one of us. They
dont want us to speak, or make fools of
ourselves, just show up and be counted.
They try to show the public and govern¬
ment officials that we care, and that we
too are human beings and would like some
laws changed. They don’t ask often, but
when they do, don’t you think we should
have the common courtesy to show up, if
not to be counted, then just to say thank
you? When politicians like John Burton
,and Willie Brown can stand up and be
counted, then why cant you? Is it really
so much to ask, that you stand up and
help the people who are willing to risk
there reputations for you? Remember the
next time you run to one of these people
for help, when was the last time that
you gave of yourself to help them or
another human being?????
We would like to remind you that even
if you are uptight and afraid of your
boss, job or neighbors, you still have
the privacy of your voting booth, the
least you can do is to exercise this
right and vote for those in office who
help us, and vote out of office all
those who don’t....-...
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Harvey Hart have chosen to do is to
document prison life as it really is. Not
so much the happenings, but the rela¬
tionships. This is the basic difference
between the stage production and the
film. What emerges is life as we live it.
Human beings all around us. Not the
cliche of the hardened criminal: But life.
Life with an undercurrent of humor.
Life with a smattering of tragedy. Life is
life is life. Fine. We’re caught up and
we’re caught in the documentary feel
of the film. But it’s really unique in the
field of documentation, too. Be¬
cause we forget we’re watching a docu¬
mentary. We forget we’re watching a
film. We forget we’re watching a play.
We forget we’re watching. We’re really
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‘Fortune and Men’s Eyes’
...and Michael Greer
FORTUNE AND MEN’S EYES, pre¬
sented by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, with
Wendell Burton, Michael Greer, Zooey
Hall and Danny Freedman, screenplay
by John Herbert, based upon his play,
music by Galt Mac Dermot, directed by
Harvey Hart, in Metrocolor, at the
Music Hall, Larkin between Geary and
Post Streets.
FORTUNE AND MEN’S EYES is
not what you think it is. Not at all.
What, on the stage, was a hard-hitting,
consistently electrifying drama with in¬
terlaced, belted camp, has become-and
you aren’t ready for this—a delicate,
soft-spoken, easy-going drama, con¬
stantly riding on the shoulders of
whimsical humor, interlaced with out¬
rageous—but never ever campy-humor,
shaking unsteadily on the shoulders of
classic tragedy. In this sense, FORTUNE
AND MEN’S EYES is completely
unique. It takes a few minutes to be¬
come accustomed to the oh-so-natural
style of the film. Things happen-things
that in the ordinary sense of life would
be quite dramatic—and everyone stays
cool. Apathy reigns supreme. And we
wonder, at first, why that dramatic
scene wasn’t done dramatically. Every¬
one talks just above a whisper. Even
Queenie. Everyone. A boy is gang-raped
in the mess hall and everyone is cool.
Except the boy. And, of course, those
in the heat of passion. But everyone
else. Even the guards. No, wait! Some¬
one is concerned. Someone isn’t
apathetic. Oh. It’s only Smitty. He’s
new here. He hasn’t lived life yet. At
least not life in a pressure cooker like a
prison. “Why do they get away with
it?”, he asks. “Nobody stands in the
way when a guy’s getting his release.”,
Rocky replies, “Nobody”. Not even the
involved, for the first time in myriads of
films, because it’s so real, because there
are no characitures, because this is life
as it is lived: in prison or in our homes.
But there is a difference. And it sneaks
up on you. It begins gnawing at your
bones and you don’t realize it at first.
Then there’s an itch. Then ...OUCH! My
God, the apathy! The APATHY! A boy
is beaten to death and very little is made
of it. No depressions. No traumas. A
few casual jokes, yes. Not sad jokes,
though. But not hilarious ones, either.
No one cares. But Smitty. And yet the
theme of the film is resolved when
Smitty no longer cares, either. When
Smitty becomes apathetic, so goes the
world-if the world were inside these
prison walls. And a half-hour before,
you were fascinated by the film, but
uncommitted . . . you thought. A little
twinge here and there, maybe. But un¬
committed. The last few minutes and
you feel a little disturbed. The film is
over and you stand up and your legs
wobble. And your nerves are a little
frayed. And you feel a little .queasy.
And they’ve succeeded: the horrors of
prison aren’t so much what you thought
they were, after all. Oh, the brutality of
the guards when uncalled-for and the
apathy of the guards when called-for is
bad enough. And the political system of
the prisoners themselves is difficult, but
man adjusts to most any environment.
Boredom seems to be the worst, really.
But what really happens—the penulti¬
mate horror of it all—is that no one
cares . . . not for long. And everyone
dies—within. Now and then one or
another of the prisoners is aggravated to
the point where he cares ... about
himself and his feelings of the moment.
And we care and we are temporarily
shook-up and our hearts beat at the
same double tempo as his. But we’re not
inside. And nobody inside cares. We can
see that, as clear as the day sneaks
through the prison bars, perhaps for the
first time in the long history of prison
dramatization.
To begin with the cast, it’s uniformly
excellent. If you’re not sure at first,
listen more carefully. That’s not a
strange voice you’re hearing. Or a
strange face you’re watching. You know
him. And him. And ... why, you know
them all. They’re all around you, every¬
day. ZAP! You’re committed. But the
point of this paragraph is to talk about
Michael Greer. Michael Greer, the life of
the party. Michael Greer, always on.
Michael Greer, who has developed from
a run-of-the-country comic to Michael
Greer, one of the greatest comedians
alive today. Yes, I know Michael Greer
and no, I’m not prejudiced. I’ve seen
him be so bad, I’ve wanted to walk out.
Years ago, in clubs, but bad nonetheless.
I’ve been embarrassed for him in a film
of late. But because I know him, I’m
afraid I sit there with a “show-me” at¬
titude everytime he’s on. Therefore, it is
my opinion (and a myriad of others)
that he is one of the greatest comedians
alive today. Now, my point is this: you
all know this, you’ve all laughed ’til you
cried, been overwhelmed ’til you
cheered and in the stage version of
FORTUNE AND MEN’S EYES, he gave
the performance of his career. A perfor¬
mance born of the nightclub stage: out¬
rageous, hilarious camp (high and low)
and genuine theatrical drama that
produced power you didn’t expect. He
shifted from one to the other. ZIP.
ZAP. ZOP. CLICK. CLICK. CLICK.
Each was effective and even brilliant,
one after the other after the other. Back
to back to back. Good. Queenie was a
queen. Good. Queenie was also tough.
Good. Real, convincing, hilarious,
powerful. But now! I don’t believe it!
More than I expected. More than I
wanted. Michael has developed into a
magnificent actor. Not good, mind you.
But fantastic! His Queenie in the film is
a queen and tough and a camp, but...
and I swear I thought it was impossible
for nearly any actor to do ... he has
achieved that delicate balance . . . that
illusive, delicate balance between the
facets of Queenie’s personality. He is
not a queen and a tough con, but a
consistent mixture of the two. The
facets are all there, always, at the same
time, and each bubbles over or thrusts
out in its own time, but they’re all there
on view all the time. Like the film’s
style as a whole: drama on the shoulders
of humor, humor on the shoulders of
tragedy. As an example, remember
Queenie’s drag number at the Christmas
party? On the stage, it was hilarious,
outrageous, campy and a socko show-
stopper. Now its outrageous and campy,
but goddamn it, why do we sit there
and cry? Because it’s incredibly
pathetic: the piano is two-beats behind
(Catch up, will you? Please!) and his
hostility is coming out between his
thighs as they bump and grind and his
teeth are clinched behind the pepsodent
smile. And goddamn it, nobody cares...
not even him. But we do. Do we ever.
And goddamn it, Michael Greer, I’m
impressed with you again ... more than
ever . . . and in spite of myself. And
because performers like you make my
soul breathe, I love you with all my
heart.
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Would you believe (shades of Lou
Greene) the Tenderloin entry in JACK¬
SON’S Roller Derby—Terry of the
GOLDEN DOOR, came in ninth, last
Saturday. Pat Montclaire, Terry Taylor
and Vicki Marlane (all in drag as boys)
ran chasing the poor boy the whole
route so he had to skate fast. Running is
great for staying slim but all that way?
These people have to be insane. The
scene at the Finish Line was something
else and only surpassed by the expres¬
sions on the faces of tourists and
L.O.L.’s as the skaters shot by them.
That hill down Bay Street was too much
though and almost proved the undoing
of several skaters. Mavis, the all time
winner, hit the intersection of Bay and
Columbus on a red light but darted and
zigzagged right on through, you would
have been amazed to have heard the re¬
marks hurled at him by drivers and oc¬
cupants of cars suddenly forced to
brake to a stop. Their provocative de¬
scriptive adjectives were “right on” but
why did they have to add crazy or dizzy
to them? I was going to try out some jet
skates provided for me but the sky
rockets turned out to be duds so I gave
up two blocks from the start at the
PENDULUM. You just can’t trust any¬
one these days and I had been promised
that with jets assistance I could win.
THE TRAPP is having a Gala “Meet
the Debutante” party on Saturday, June
26th at 7 P.M. Can’t remember when
this bar has really gone all out like this.
Free limousine service also. This will be
hosted by the Princess Royal, Fanny
and the Royal Princess Maxine (almost
slipped there). Lincoln, Bobby Allison,
Lenny, and all the regular bartenders
will be on hand. If not working, I’ll miss
my guess if someone doesn’t deb
Stanley Cant through as he has given up
white for the year. THE TRAPP is one
of the most popular bars, in the area
and a crowd is promised to all that
choose to promonade.
Up the street THE GRUBSTAKE is
not idle and have at least one Deb that I
know of. Can’t be Donna, Bubbles, or
John and who have I forgotten? Oh yes!
It might be Randy. This hamburger
heaven has the best food (hamburgers
that is) in the city and no matter what
hour of the day it is always crowded by
people from every area. You’d be
amazed at who you will see in there 2
P.M. or 2 A.M. If you haven’t tried it,
you should. The crew running it are a
gas also and there is no cover charge for
the entertainment. Please pay when
served.
I understand that Dennis of the
RENDEZVOUS is coming up with some
sort of promotion very soon that should
put the Big “R” on every street in the
city. Sounds good and should be great—
we look forward to seeing it soon.
Often here, lately, I’ve heard com¬
plaints about only the drags getting in
the articles in the paper. Perhaps the
reason is that they are the only one’s
actively involved (outwardly) in the
community and their activities bring
them to everyone’s attention. The mere
fact that some are complaining proves
how effective they are. What is it they
say? “When they stop talking about you
it is time to worry!” I’m sure all of the
other groups have much to offer the
community and are welcome to pub¬
licity for their endeavors if they will
make them known.
THE ROYAL SCANDALS draws
closer and I can’t wait to see what it’s
all about. I understand the Dowagers
can’t either.
See ya there
Minnie Motormouth
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Warm, self-sacrificing, human and kind are
the marvelous attributes of Cancer the Crab,
the zodiacal sign which really cares. And what
Canccrians care about the most is their home
environment. They nurture and protect the
home things of family and loved ones. And
they lavish this care with all the solicitude of
! a very fond and indulgent mother. They
bustle about with all elbows going, wanting
| nothing more than to care for those they love,
do all the chores, provide the wonderfully
nutritious meals, make sure that everything is
warm and cozy, that overcoats are buttoned
and galloshes are worn on rainy days.
The crab symbol for Cancerians is highly
appropriate however, the crab scurrying
along, building a hard shell to hide the soft
and vulnerable interior which can be too
emotional. So the Cancerian can also be a
very shy and retiring person. Fret and worry
are no strangers here. They can worry about
what to worry about if there is nothing to
worry about. Every molehill has a fine chance
\ to become a mountainous problem. And they
will brood themselves into ulcers. Normally
they themselves tend to eat with good ap¬
petites and enjoy the good foods they can
i prepare. The Cancerian man just loves the
! kitchen and is at home in it. Yet Cancerians
are prone to digestive ailments and stomach
problems. They also bump and injure their
elbows with all their restless movement.
The planetary significator for Cancerians is
'the Moon. And the Moon in anyone’s chart
[ also signifies the Mother. So Cancer is a sign
which expresses maternality. Whatever a Can¬
cerian really cares about, he does so in an
emotional, unifying and sometimes in a
smothering manner. For those people who
never will be weaned, the Cancerian provides
the greatest of gifts. With no effort at all the
Cancerian is a mother.
But the changeable and restless Moon adds
its influence to the Cancerian native. The
Moon which moves so fast touches off every
mundane affair by turn, activating each for
about two and a half days on its regular
twenty-eight day path around every chart. In¬
fluenced by the Moon, the Cancerian suffers
his changes of mood, fortunes fluctuate, and
every two or three days the battle is fought
on yet another level. But the Cancerian can
retire to his home, especially to his kitchen.
The happier will he be if he lives in a corner
house or apartment and it faces northward.
The Cancerian is romantic and intuitive
toward the needs of romance. Not always
happiest when married, the Cancerian must
have someone to care for. Because Cancer is a
water sign and gets along well with the two
other water signs, Scorpio and Pisces, it does
not mean that everything is roses. The duality
of Scorpio and Scorpio’s adventurousness
bothers Cancer just as the vague elusiveness
of Pisces is hardly a source of joy. When Can¬
cer is retreating, perhaps wanting to be
followed, Pisces is running in the other direc¬
tion.
The signs which the normal Cancerian had
best avoid are Aires and Libra. The noisy ag¬
gressiveness is just too much for the quiet
Cancerian, and the total lack of indecision of
Libra provides the Cancerian with an annoy¬
ance best forgotten, for with a Libran the
Cancerian must make all the decisions.
Cancers best foil and best compliment is
Capricorn. Only too frequently do opposite
signs provide the complimentary qualities.
Capricorn is ambitious, and Capricorn is shy.
Capricorn knows best how to get the best
qualities out of anyone (knows, in fact, how
best other people may be used). Capricorn is
the executive which Cancer needs, and Capri¬
corn is the only sign who can never be
smothered by the excessive care of a Can-
cerian’s love. But, even more than that, it is
Capricorn who is capable of caring back to
the Cancerian, of appreciating all the Can¬
cerian qualities, and can bring to the Can¬
cerian all the qualities and the very necessary
practicality which the Cancerian lacks.
Now, if it has been once said, let it again
be said to those who are new to this column.
Rmarks which are here made and aimed at the
person born under the sign of Cancer or with
the Sun in Cancer, are also applicable to all
persons who have Cancer rising in their charts,
and to some extent applicable to those who
have the Moon in Cancer (where the Moon is
at its strongest and most effective), or to
those who have a strong concentration of
planets in the sign of Cancer. In the para¬
graphs which follow, read your Sun sign for
your forcast for the weekend of the Fourth of
July. But, if you know your rising or ascend¬
ing sign, read that instead.
One last Cancerian word. If you would
make a Cancerian happy, or if you do not
know what to give for the impending birth¬
day, anything for the home makes the nicest
present for the Cancerian. Pearl and onyx are
the Cancerian stones (rubies being priceless
and not usually mentioned these days).
Remember that whatever else you might give,
green, silver and aquamarine are the favorite
Cancerian colors.
The weekend of July Fourth is upon us,
and a nice long weekend it is going to be.
Many will stretch four days into five, and
some will begin their long annual vacations.
Of these, Geminis will have the best time of it
and may even feel more like leaving on Thurs¬
day. They will, of course, be disappointed for
a little while that certain other people cannot
go with them. But they will have the neces¬
sary money and the desire to go to faraway
places. Sagittarians may also feel like vac¬
ationing, but this is a time for Sagittarians to
plan vacations, but, for the time being, to stay
put.
ARIES: You will want to stick around
home right now and make those home im-
provments. There may be .some disappoint¬
ment to do with your career as you head into
the weekend. For solace, see only close
friends. Take care that everyone shares ex¬
penses. Sunday and Monday will be your best
days. Avoid troublesome people on Saturday,
particularly late at night. Adapt to a possible
change of plans on Sunday evening, and
socialize quietly and only during the early
hours of Monday.
TAURUS: Although Saturday will not be a
partciularly good day, the weekend should get
off to a fine start on Friday. Sunday and
Monday will turn out well for you. Your busi¬
ness life should be in good shape, so you may
want to go off for a short weekend trip. These
will contain some elements of disappoint¬
ment. Include close friends in these jaunts.
Take careful note of their needs on Saturday.
Avoid quarrels with them. The best trip will
be a Sunday trip, and Sunday is good for
socializing. Use the latter hours of Monday
for rest and recuperation.
GEMINI: Since your own'money situation
is pretty good now, you ought to take a long
trip or vacation. It would be wise of you to
use this time to plan ahead, to study ways and
means of doing what you want to do in the
immediate future. As usual your interest is in
communication with people and a desire to
expand your mind. This is a time when you
should think out how you can help others,
thereby helping yourself at the same time.
Watch for anything which might effect your
health adversely on Saturday. Sunday and
Monday will be fine days for you when you
will feel better, be more inclined to socialize
with close friends or a partner, giving them
the attention which they expect of you.
CANCER: This whole weekend should be
very fine for you. This is the time when your
personal initiative is high, and you can expect
a great deal from persons close to you in the
way of pleasure and affection and help. There
may be some disappointment from a close
partner. However, the weekend begins very
favorably and progresses on a very high note
of pleasurable optimism. You will certainly be
very much on top of every situation and have
only to watch your diet Sunday evening and
Monday. On Monday others around you may
take over the reins of leadership, and you may
be called upon to do some real helping out.
LEO: If you are not married, this is un¬
fortunate, for this would be a very good time
for you to concern yourself with a close part¬
ner. As always, you can be depended upon to
carry the field, but problems of all sorts are
your concern this weekend. Perhaps you
should stay home this weekend. People
around you are going to create some pres¬
sures. Friday and Saturday are defmately at
home days. Try to be tactful and quietly un¬
perturbed by it all. Your routine is sure to be
disturbed, but Monday and Tuesday will be
fine days for you, when having taken care of
your health and your home environment, you
will find yourself free to really think, plan
and accomplish.
VIRGO: As usual, your health and ef¬
ficiency and your abilities to serve others are
going to preoccupy your weekend. Friday will
not be a particularly good day until the even¬
ing hours. Your relationships with friends and
co-workers are going to be prominent, but
your love life may suffer a little disappoint¬
ment, probably made the greater if you ex¬
pect it to assume magnified proportions. Stick
to whatever action plan you devise, and do
not go off at tangents. You can handle prob¬
lems well this weekend. Stick to more mental
activities and avoid not taking proper care of
yourself.
LIBRA: Your prime concern right now is
your business career and your love life. You
certainly will want to socialize a great deal
this weekend, for things around home are
bound to be not all that you would have them
be. And monqy is what it will probably cost
you. At least on Friday and Saturday evenings
keep a goodly grip on the purse strings. You
are bound to permit generosity to express.
You will be fortunate in your dealings with
your friends and neighbors, but save making
decisions until Tuesday. Also avoid Sunday
evening travel.
SCORPIO: Only with a few problems
around the fringes, this will be a very nice
weekend for you. And about time, too. Al¬
though your routine may be somewhat upset,
your home life is of primary interest and your
mind is really working well. Your initiative is
high as the weekend gets started. You are sure
to be a center of interest. Friday and Satur¬
day are really fine days for you, but do not
lapse into moodiness Saturday evening. Sun¬
day you come forth again despite the previous
evening, but as you go into Sunday evening
and Monday, money is going to assume some
importance. You may spend more than
planned, you may get some on which you had
not planned. Business and career interests are
going well now.
SAGITTARIUS: Money will be a little
disappointing right now for those short trips
you will want to be making. Your routine
work and communications with close relatives
and neighbors are foremost in your mind.
Give these priority. Devote yourself to relaxa¬
tion. Perhaps it would really be best if you
stay at home and plan for future trips. Your
Health really needs attention this weekend,
and, even if Monday begins well, this month
has not started out too well for you. All
caution is recommended.
CAPRICORN: Everybody having money
problems really is nothing compared to this
whole month for you where money making
and spending are going to be very important
to you. You go into the weekend fairly well,
socializing with friends both Friday and
Saturday. But Sunday and Monday are
definitely. retirement days, days when you
should hide out and avoid trouble. Through
Sunday afternoon should still be pretty good,
but retire from the scene earlier in the even¬
ing. From then on do everything you can to
stay out of trouble. Your personal initiative is
not really working for you.
AQUARIUS: You will find yourself in one
of your really vigorous periods where you
want to do things and want to get ahead. How
you will be able to tear yourself away from
your work on Friday will be a mystery, for
you will want to keep right on going. Your
health will be at a high, and you will just want
to keep going right through Saturday. Watch
out for Saturday evening when there will be
some tendency to encounter rather unusual
and unpredictable or unreliable people. This
will be a work weekend all the way. Continue
to cool it with the people you meet on Mon¬
day evening.
PISCES: This weekend, indeed, this whole
month, is a good time for you to tie up un¬
finished work and pending problems. You are
sure to feel the wieght of strange incapacities
to deal with your own problems and those of
your friends at this time. But since your health
will be pretty good, it is just possible that you
will finally accomplish your way out of the
paper bag in which you have lately been find¬
ing yourself. Friends may disappoint you on
Friday. And you have to watch out for ac¬
cidents on Saturday evening. Sunday will be
spent in quiet introspection. By Monday,
despite the holiday, you may find yourself
tired and still hard at work.
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outstanding streets in San Francisco
where, if you did not know where you
were, you could be in, Paris, London,
The Village in N.Y., or Upper “Grant
Ave.” in “Bagdad by the Bay”. The
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films, the Black Bottom, or maybe
“Dollie Levy” descending that staircase
at the “Harmonia Gardens”. One could
not really refer to the SAVOY as a gay
establishment, the clientel is very color¬
ful, by their labels we can observe hip¬
pies, beatniks, squares, gays, and of
course, the staff. Our bartender was
Peter, a very nice fellow with a rather
sober attitude, and also there was Duke
who is always very pleasant. We had a
couple of drinks at the bar and let the
feeling of the room come over us. We
were greated warmly by our little friend
and waiter, Douglas. He escorted us to
our table, near a little fountain, and we
enjoyed one of the best meals I have
had in a long time, not that the food
was so fantastic, but everything blended
so very nicely. The service, the atmos¬
phere, and the price is certainly right.
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This delightful little restaurant serves
lunch. The bill of fare is standard,
salads, sandwiches, spaghetti, with some
rather diverting titles you can order any¬
thing from a Skinny Lily to a Lady
Lamont. They are located at 209
Stevenson, off of Third Street and open
from 11:00 to 10:00; closed Saturday
and Sunday. Carl and Bob are very con¬
genial hosts and the very nice John,
John, formerly of Gold Street.
HORS D’OEUVRE
Scoop—You all remember the
“Giants” that fine group of entertainers
that used to be at the FANTASY now
known as the ALLEY CAT. Well they
have enlarged their group and they are
now called the “Good Humor Com¬
pany” and they will be on Carol
Burnett’s Show, June 29th.
The Tavern Guild voted to give finan¬
cial support to the “Sonoma 7”.
Look for the opening soon on Polk
Street of the new western bar to be
called POLK ALONG. It used to be
known as the MAPLE LEAF. Good luck
to Bill and Frank of the HOUSE OF
HARMONY.
July 11th is the date for Jay Suther¬
land and Rick Lane at the BAJOU
LOUNGE in Redwood City.
I think it’s a shame that Greta Grass,
who works at the lovely BAJ on Bay
must suplement his income working at
the lovely JACKSON’S around the cor¬
ner on his days off. Of course that drag
does run into money.
What past Royalty of San Francisco
had to be bailed out the other A.M. for
not paying those traffic tickets-shame,
shame.
How sad that Erik, the very fine
maitre’d at the P.S., on Polk will be
leaving same, for an extended?
“Dirty Edna” has this idea that he
wants to turn the AMBASSADOR BAR
at Eddy and Mason, “Eddie Kaufman” I
love you but I have my reservations,
Good luck anyway.
It’s election time for the Board of
Directors for the Tavern Guild. Remem¬
ber if you do not vote, you have no
right to bitch.
What bar owner in San Francisco has
“threatened” some of his employees
with the ax if they patronize his com¬
petition? Wow, if you know who you
are, I say to hell with you. That’s almost
as bad as the bar owner that is known to
have put barbituates in his bartenders
drinks because he thought it was funny.
Yes my dears, there are bartenders in
the city that are not “Heads”.
Opening July 13th, the new room at
the P.S. called POST SIDE featuring
Allan Lloyd and Co. in “The Show”
The P.S. also has a gal by the name of
“Marie McGill” Wednesday thru Satur¬
day in their main bar.
If you dig Picasso, If you have ever
seen Dunham’s Dancers, if you can
imagine Stravinsky in rock feeling-run
don’t walk to Lone Mountain Theatre
and see “Tommy”. There is a lot of
magic in that show. Take a pillow, the
seats are hard and wear something cool
as it gets very warm.
You should hear the all male corns of
“Spoonful of Sugar” slated for July
10-16-17-18 at THE VILLAGE. The
selection of music, along with the talent
of Denise Moreen is a little more magic,
along with Ellen Gallagher, Fred
Howell, Jay Sutherland, Vasiliy Legers
and guest star David Kelsey.
TOTIES, TOTIES, TOTIES, that
new bar on Larkin has a real group of
do-er’s, no matter what the event, the
club is sure to be represented. They
were the best group at the picnic. No
wonder, with Rex on their team.
The “Coits” have their fifth annual
COITILLION at THE VILLAGE June
26th and as usual with their events it
looks like a sell out.
ROYAL SCANDALS at the
COVERED WAGON July 3rd and 4th.
Charles Pierce did indeed play to
standing room only. The sentiment was
so heavy that I was reminded of the
Judy Garland days.
How sad that J.J., the bartender
from the FOX was let go. He added so
much to the place.
COMMENT
In the June Vector there is an out¬
standing article by Martin Stow called
the “Gay and the Powerful.” Mr. Stow
uses as a base for his article the recent
survey by the Chronicle and also a simi¬
lar pole by “Farwest Research.”
He speaks of the three or more
power structures, mainly political,
financial, and religious.
In reading this article, I could not
keep the thought from my mind that in
our homophile community we have
allowed very definite blocks to form.
We have the Tavern Guild which is quite
successful, in the organization of the
bars and restaurants in the Bay Area.
Then we have Society for Individual
Rights, again very successful in the
social area of our community and also
the political arena. The newest organiza¬
tion is the Metropolitan Community
Church. Again quite successful, in the
Bay Area, even tho their success has
been much greater in the L.A. area.
,Not so many years ago the homo had
no one to turn to, and many people to
fear. Now we have organizations, not
only, the three I have mentioned but
many more, fighting for everything
from our vote, to our dollar to our soul.
This I believe is all well and good. But I
cannot help but feel that we could ac¬
complish so much more in a much
shorter period of time if these organiza¬
tions could come together and work
together for what they all agree on, on
the surface. I know for a fact that the
communication between these three
particular groups is not good. 1 would
only address myself to the men in the
position of influence in San Francisco.
We have succeeded where others have
failed, we have gone where angels fear
to tread. Yes let the record speak for
itself, you and the many fine people be¬
fore you, who have given of your time
so unselfishly have done a good job. But
for the sake of the record, for the sake
of the community, for the future of the
homosexual, all over the world, I pray
you do not limit yourself. Keep the
doors open, come closer together, fight
the short sighted “bigot” in our midst
that would limit us to a token integra¬
tion . I dream that one day, San
Francisco’s organizations will sit at one
table, pulling on their best resources for
the betterment of all men.
‘Tommy’:a Gorgeous Number!
by Terry Alan Smith
TOMMY, a mixed-media production
of the rock opera written by The Who,
at Lone Mountain College, in the
WAGE, 2800 Turk Street, Tuesday
through Friday at 8:30, Saturday at
8:30 and 10:45. Tickets available at all
Ticketron Locations or Lone Mountain
College A.S.B. Office, 752-9857.
TOMMY is the most gorgeous, ex¬
citing and completely satisfying number
in town. You notice it right away: as
you enter, you see all the beautiful
people who inhabit the cast: the girls in
virgin-white, flowing dresses, the boys in
white, skin-tight leotards with no shirts.
They are exercising and playing and we
revel in their child-like abandon. Then,
the rock group begins to play the score
with the same excitement you might
expect from a “live” performance by
The Who, themselves (even the French
Horn is there). The singers begin and
they communicate the lyrics with total
verbal clarity—every word as clear as a
bell—and they sing the songs from their
hearts and souls. A sadistic lyric, like
Cousin Keven, is sung with whip-lash in
their voices, a caustic lyric, like Fiddle
About, is sung with all the sarcasm they
can muster, Acid Queen is sung with
sensuousness and a tantalization that
makes you want to try her wares your¬
self. Conversely, Tommy’s See Me, Feel
Me, Touch Me, Heal Me is sung with
such pathos, you find yourself reaching
out to him.
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The dancers are phenominal! Not
once does any member of the company
lack grace. They move around the cen¬
tral figures like so many ghosts or, more
accurately, mirrors of Tommy’s mind.
The silent mime Tommy meets in his
mind, who guides him through the per¬
formance (Andrew Woodd), enters by
slithering down a series of multi-level
platforms as effortlessly as a snake. The
mime’s concern for Tommy and
Tommy’s experiences-both real and
imagined-is so touchingly communi¬
cated, we fall in love with him. He is
truly a once-in-a-lifetime companion to
Tommy and, through Tommy’s mind’s
eye, to us. His make-up is that of a
magnificent Grand Guignol figure and
I’ll always remember him in my mind’s
eye.
Tommy, himself, is a haunting figure.
As played by John Loschmann, he is
always in character, always caught up in
a collage of images, groping his way
through them, but not seeing any of
them. The look in his eyes, as he stares
our way, but fails to see us, the in¬
credible energy in his dancing, the
precision of his movements and his
phenomenal grace, while in constant
motion for the entire performance, will
haunt me for years to come—especially
the look in his eyes: of wonder, of not
understanding, of desparation, of
hoping... He communicated to me like
few other performers have and I’ll never
forget it. He is indelibly burned into my
memory.
But here’s the thing that will really
blow your mind: The director, John
Pasqualetti, has provided images to in¬
terpret the lyrics beyond your wildest
imagination. And not just one. And not
just every now and then. But every
goddamn moment, back to back, un¬
relentingly, his genius is there for you to
behold. At the beginning, when Tommy
is born, and is flung out from under the
skirts of his mother to lie in a crumpled
heap, center stage, your mouth drops
open, wider than you can ever remem¬
ber. And before you can close it,
another image, stronger and -more im¬
portant-right! You know it’s right. You
feel it’s right. “Yes! Yes! That’s it!”,
you scream inside yourself. And you
have barely the presence of mind to
breathe. And the thoughts of cigarettes,
sex, air conditioning are gone—and you
don’t care. You don’t even remember
such things and you watch and you cry
because each visual image is so beautiful
and there’s that music climbing up your
spine and those lyrics shaking your
mind around and you think, “I can’t
take such beauty, such excitement! I
want to run out of the theare and back
into the world of mediocrity where even
one scene like any one in this produc¬
tion would be enough to make me
thank the muse!” But it goes on:
Tommy and his reflection (a girl-the
other half of his Astral Body?—oooh!)
in the mirror play and smile at each
other and she pulls him through and he
plays with her friends on the other side.
Then. They smash the mirror. His mir¬
ror. The joy in his life—the only joy.
And she dies. His reflection. And they
carry her off and you hear the funeral
chant for her. But Tommy doesn’t cry.
We do.
At the end, when Tommy insists that
he be followed with purity, without al¬
cohol, without drugs, with just an open
soul and he is rejected and left alone,
the production is over. And we are left
alone, too. Tommy is gone, just an actor
in his stead. And his reflection. And the
mime. All gone. And once again, we’re
in the world of mediocrity. But we
don’t want to go. We feel our clothes.
We’re dripping wet. We’re exhausted.
We’ve been completely satisfied and
we’re hooked. We want to come back
again and again and again, so as to not
let the experience be lost forever.
If you haven’t seen TOMMY yet,
throw away your doubts. No matter
whether you’re into rock or not, this is
a theatrical experience you’ll wait years
to come close to and an experience of
life you may never be able to duplicate.
How a college can produce a theatrical
production that surpasses even the orig¬
inal production of ^/icz/r—especially in a
city that gives birth to Knickerbocker
Holiday— is beyond my understanding.
But one did. And thank God.
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How many times have you been a
stranger in a new city and without aid
of one of the many Bar Guides avail¬
able, were able to find a gay bar. Then
at the same time upon arriving, was con¬
fronted by a bartender who’s total in¬
terest was or seemed to be devoted
totally to regular customers or himself
or to high camp behind the bar. All of
die aforementioned qualities are to be
’auded and are an asset to any good
oartender. The following is not a slam at
any one particular bar or employee but
most assuredly aimed at an attitude I do
and have seen repeatedly in any of a
number of clubs through-out our quaint
little village. A village 1 might add,
which draws pilgrims from across the
nation.
I would imagine in our 70 odd bars,
at least 60 of them have strangers who
have heard all the wonders of the city
and the joy to be found here, visiting]
their establishments at least twice in any
given evening. More on weekends of
course. Now, how many of these same
strangers leave these establishments with
the warm glow of friendship (not alco¬
holic) that we as a community hope to
convey? One really can’t blame the
room, be it a dump or palace, large or
small, expensive or well priced. The
owner usually establishes house policy
and type of clientele desired, and usual¬
ly his role ends there unless he handles
business during the daytime hours
which is wise. Where then does the bulk
of one’s success lie in any bar? Yes it’s
true. With the bartender!
What are some of the qualities one
looks for in a bartender? Let me see.
Good-looking? Not an absolute but
helpful. Good business head? A must I
would say. Able to meet people? One
would hope so. Fast?'Depends on busi¬
ness. These are all the obvious of course.
Let’s look at the subject from another
angle.
Let’s look at this from the eye of Mr.
New Arrival. Most folks to my know¬
ledge are basically shy in a strange place.
They seek any of a number of things
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upon entering a gay bar. Sex usually and
possibly most obvious. Companionship
and warmth I guess could come next.
Maybe they are a bartender in their own
city and are looking for new techniques
or ideas they might employ in their
cities. We have been known to be a
trend setting city and I still believe imi¬
tation is still the best form of flattery.
So for this person the bartender would
of course be that source. This person
could have dropped in merely knowing
the bar was gay, but have a definite trip
in mind and not actually be where he
would like to be. What about him?
Bartenders, I feel have a most impor-
. rant role if not the most important role
in any bar. It is more than that actually.
Really it is a responsibility. Not only to
his employer, but to the city, his area,
his clientele, and when all this is done,
his responsibility to himself (most im¬
portant) is complete. A sense of cride
should prevail when an InnKeep has
greeted an old friend, a party of six, two
newcomers, asked an obnoxious client
to leave, remembered all of the afore¬
mentioned’s drinks, and then has a
moment to introduce an out-of-towner
to at least three different types. Said
out-of-towner can now make his own
choice. Or maybe innkeep can direct
him to a place more to his liking. One
isn’t losing business when this occurs,
since this individual most usually will
say where he heard about said establish¬
ment and the bartender there, if he has,
some sense, will return the compliment
and two people will have been made
happy.
When one multiplies this by the
numbers of bars and dinner houses in
our city, it boggles the mind to think of
the many happy people, bartenders, and
barowners, to say nothhing of the up¬
grading of our community by our own
initiative and boot strap pulling. I guess
if we think about it, we’re really saying,
Servie others as you would hope to be
served. I think I’ve heard that some¬
where before!!
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TWO ON THE AISLE by Jay Noonan
Spangles* Stars & Charles Pierce
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composition, literary or musical
Sunday afternoons have always been
a popular event for San Franciscans, gay
or straight, add to that a popular enter¬
tainer, mix and serve with a lavish pro¬
duction and it makes for an enjoyable
event. Such was so this past week as the
Charles Pierce show rolled into
BIMBO’S 365 Club, for a five day stand.
It was greeted with much acclaim and
hossanas, and from the performance I
saw, Charles should garner 95 percent of
therm As all shows have beginnings,
Charles outshone them all. As the mul¬
tiple curtains parted and rose there was
Charles, seated in a sea of fog, dazzling
the eye with gown and fan. What fol¬
lowed was an array of the best of
Charles Pierce that was continuously
funny. THE GILDED CAGE was a good
school for Charles, and he has learned
his lessons well, and transformed to the
large stage at BIMBO’S he moved easily
and effectively, taking advantage of
space and curtain and audience. Every¬
one was in attendance, Bette Davis, Mae
West, Eleanor Roosevelt and Katy
Hepburn. Here was something for
Charles the actor (or male actress as he
prefers), his interpretation as Coco
Chanel was nothing short of brilliant
and if I was dismayed by hearing old
material and jokes, which I was, Charles
erased it all with this splendid bit of
artistry. While others were cheering and
stomping their feet for more Jeanette
McDonald, I was doing the same, but
for more of the Coco style of material,
as it was fresh and new and of the day.
I’m not saying that the show’s finale
“San Francisco” was not great, it was
what all were waiting for, but Charles
proved with the Coco number that he
was indeed a male actress.
Accompanying Mr. Pierce were
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varietal acts ranging' from very poor to
excellent. Outstanding were the antics
of Rio Dante who was subperb in all he
did. The nun, on roller skates was pure
joy. So nice to see you again Rio. The
male song stylist was one Brian Avery,
who I’m afraid had a bad case of in¬
flated self image. Mr. Avery has a good,
well sounding stage voice, but no one
| cares if you are gay or straight Mr.
1 AVERY. Also no one really cares to
I hear that you are a member of the Mo¬
tion Picture Academy of Arts and
Sciences. That’s why they have pro¬
grams, so that your credits may be
listed. Mr. Roy Gaynor whose imperson¬
ation of Carol Channing was excellent in
both voice and looks, but I’m afraid his
choice of song was a poor one. In the
overture “Diamonds Are A Girl’s Best
Friend” was included, but not in the
act. Also the montage was much too
long and much too old, why not
change? In almost four years of doing
Carol Channing why must he say the
same things he said at the Redwood
Room eons ago? Also I might add word
for word. The female song bird was
Eileen Gallagher. Miss Gallagher has a
beautiful voice and to hear her sing is
always a pleasure, and she is also a
strong asset to any production. But,
Sunday afternoon was not one of
Eileen’s best, “Play Gypsies, Dance
Gypsies” sounded a bit cold. The love
aria from “Samson” fell short in the
upper register, but I know how well
Miss Gallagher does this so I’m sure it
was just an off day. The musical ac¬
companiment consisted of David Kelsey
on organ, and Patty on drums, plus
three brass men. Mr. Kelsey played and
conducted with his usual high style and
vigor. The lady drummer gets my vote
for drummer of the year award
(Playboy take notice), but with the ad¬
dition of the brass it sounded like the
Mission Follies. But I gues we must all
bow to the musicians union.
The show must indeed be classified
as a success for Charles and his able
producer, Mr. Les Natali, who furnished
the trappings. Eager audiences will be
awaiting their return in August. Quality
and good taste always win out in the
end.
(Ed. Note-July 20 Charles will re¬
turn to Bimbo’s for a limited engage¬
ment.)
EILEEN
GALLAGHER
FRED
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starring
with
JAYE
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VASSILY
LEGROS
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SERVING the HOMOPHILE COMMUNITY
“A church for gays? You must be
kidding!” This has been the initial res¬
ponse of many gay individuals when
told that a church had been formed by
homosexuals to implement a non-
condcming Christian ministry to . the
nation’s second-largest minority, the
hidden homosexual community.
Advertising information in B.A.R.
Telephone: (415) 861-5019
Metropolitan Community Church
was founded in Los Angeles in October,
1968 by a young gay minister. Reverend
Troy Perry. Twelve persons attended
that first worship service. Today, there
are over twenty MCC churches and mis¬
sions spread over half the globe, from
Miami to Honolulu. Regular weekly at¬
tendance at the Los Angeles church
alone exceeds 800!
The San Francisco congreation at¬
tributes its birthplace to JACKSON’S
“Penthouse” where, on February 22,
1970, it held its first service with 19
persons in attendance. For six months,
the fledgling congreation and its young
pastor, Howard Wells, had to fight with
the noise from the jukebox and “two
screwdrivers and one gin and tonic”
from downstairs as they worshipped a
loving God, not an authoritarian, anti-
sexual deity that the established church
would have us believe.
Metropolitan Community Church of
San Francisco quickly outgrew the
“Penthouse” or “The Upper Room” as
MCC’ers called it, and moved into
California Hall. Within six months, the
burgeoning congreation grew out of its
200-seat meeting hall and at present is
meeting in the main California Hall
Auditorium with an average weekly at¬
tendance of well over 200 persons.
Why the rapid growth? The success
of MCC can only be attributed to a sin¬
cere Christian ministry couched in terms
of love and self-respect, not in “fire and
brimstone” and rank church hypocrisy.
At MCC, people really care about other
people, regardless whether they are sex¬
ually appealing or not. The old and the
young, the guys and the gals really
relate to each other in love because they
have learned to love themselves by
developing dynamic personal relation¬
ships with Christ.
MCC’ers strive to express their loving
faith through actions, not just by talk¬
ing about it. As a result, don’t be sur¬
prised if you run into someone on Polk
Street at 2:00 A.M. who hands you a
flyer stating “Take a trick to church!”
or if the guy beside you in the bars or
the baths asks you “How about coming
to MCC with me Sunday?”
MCC is more than worship services.
It’s a community center at 1760 Market
Street where depressed oldsters or con¬
fused youngsters out on their own for
the first time can find a sympathetic
person to help them. It’s a group of
people getting together to take food to
a welfare recipient who finds out that
his meager financial resources are shor¬
ter than the end of the month. It’s a
community sharing in fellowship at a
picnic, dance, dinner, or skating party.
It’s a concerted effort to be a spiritual
thorn in the side of established churches
to wake them up to the fact that they
are pushing “churchianity” instead of
Christianity and in so doing, to help
them open their doors to gays so we can
close ours.
It’s not MCC’s business to “save”
people; rather, the goal of MCC is to
assist people to get over their hangups
and egotrips so they can respond to how
beautiful and purposeful life can be
with Christ’s love in their lives. We have
a lot of love to share—it’s yours for the
asking!
For more information, drop by the
MCC Community Center at 1760 Mar¬
ket Street or call 864-3576.
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Hi, all you beautiful people. This is
Grande Czarina Gabby from the Penin¬
sula.
Ran into Princess Royale, Storm at
the P.S., in S.F., she was in a marvelous
mood and had a very handsome date
with her. The dinner was outstanding,
even the waiters were in hot pants, it
was enough to make you order two
deserts.
Ken, Merle, and Terry, gave one of
the finest parties I’ve ever attended.
Congratulations guys it was a ball.
The last two Sundays we were guests
of Darrel and Bobby Prettyman-they
live up to their name-on their sail boat
cruising S.F. Bay. They served fabulous
food and drinks. Other guests were Bob
Lobough, Don Gray, all of whom are
my Royale Honor Guards-eat your
hearts out girls.
A jet set party was given at the
TINKER’S DAMN Sunday evening,
hosted by High Chief and Chieftess of
The Society Islands. Champagne flowed
over giant strawberries flown in for the
occassion by Sir George. The bar was
transformed into a Hawaiian paradise.
Myself and Prince Consort Dennis
Clauson were guests of honor, a glitter¬
ing affair. Thank you Ernest and
Lolonie and Sir George and Jack.
My Royale Court and I attended the
coronation at THE GALLEY. Looking
beautiful as ever was Grande Duchess
Billy Diamond and Troy and the lovely
Arvis and escort. 1 wore another gown
from the movie, “Anne of a Thousand
Days.”
Don’t forget the 1st annual G.G.T.
Picnic sponsored by THE SAVOY and
TINKER’S DAMN on June 27th—will
be fun galore! Also see you at the
Coittilion Ball at THE VILLAGE, June
26th.
Dick Foster and Bob Browning-love
that name-are moving to Arizona—
they’ll be back-Steve Rego and Doug
moved into a new lavish apartment on
Winchester, Isn’t love grand.
Had a fabulous steak dinner at THE
SAVOY with Grande Czarina I, Sally
and Doug Oldfield. Be sure to try their
drink THE SAVOY Special-Wow! We
had a ball. Thanks again Sally.
We had a pre-show dinner at the Sum¬
mer Palace. My guests included Bashka,
Billy Diamond and Troy, Goldie
Montana, Don Gray, Dennis Law, Doug
Oldfield-Then flew up to the city to
see Perry’s show at THE VILLAGE.
Empress Cristal looked fabulous-even
out of drag-and Bob Ross seemed to be
enjoying the show as much as we did.
Had a ball at THE LE CABERET Sat.
night. Monty was behind the bar work-
ing his hair off. Saw Kika the Peninsula
wonder with his guests from—there’s
that word again-Hawaii.
Who ever sent me those six dozen
white roses forgot to enclose their
name-thank you so much.
THE TINKER’S DAMN in Santa
Clara has offered the Metropolitan Com¬
munity Church their back room for rap
sessions.
Downtown Sunnyvale had its annual
summer art show held on the mall and
the scenery was beautiful.
Have a fun! Fun! Summer
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1121 POLK STREET-SAN FRANCISCO
&
ROYAL SCANDAL!!! Told you one
would get burnt toes!!! What was the
Court Jester’s car doing parked in front
of Black Swan Hall at. 2 A.M. while
Cristal was at an anniversary party —
unescorted by the Imperial Household.
Does anyone know the real name of
The Dog Lady of Turk Street?? Seems
she’s opening a new bar in the Tender¬
loin — S.F.’s really newest FUN BAR.
Sunshine “The Picket Lady” offered
me $25.00 would you believe still mak¬
ing it at my age — 33!!
Well, well—now there are three
Dowager Empresses who have been ar¬
rested—seems as if the Baron went to
bail the last one out and was promptly
arrested too. Why don’t people pay
their traffic tickets when they get
them-REMEMBER-United We Stand,
Divided they pick us up one at a time.
THE PENDULUM sure has a good
P.R. man in Shorty. Makes you want to
go out there to see what’s happening at
the bar that started it all.
What aging bartender at the EARLY
BIRD is serving Geritol cocktails? Does
Hans really need them?
What Polk Street bar owner is so
hungry for the “MARK” that he had to
sell beer on the bus to the Tavern Guild
meeting in Sacramento?
I wish to thank all the civic minded
people that turned out to register to
vote. Now all we have to do is get them
to the poles.on election day. Thank you
Henry!!!
Jim Bonko of the P.S. has a new
name now. Seems as if he wanted to
attack a member of the cast of THE
ROYAL SCANDALS but couldn't
break down the bedroom door and had
the window almost smash his fingers as
he tried to climb through—such devo¬
tion from Jim “Chubby Chaser”
Bonko!!
Gene Peck formerly of the YACHT
CLUB-which won’t permit any gay
publications on their premises or join
the Tavern Guild is going to manage
THE MAGIC GARDEN which is
AGAIN being remodeled as it was
originally. Good Luck!!
Hank from the PAGE ONE is enter¬
taining the cast of THE ROYAL
SCANDALS at dinner at 5:30 P.M. on
Saturday the 3rd of July prior to their
opening night performance. Hope to see
you all at both places. Kindly make my
opening night flowers a “Lipstick” red.
What Imperial Minstrel receives a
rose a day from the “After 2 AJVI.
Czarina of Polk Street”—A former star,
making a comeback.
NOW-About Aunt Millie and the
TRIDENT-First I want to commend
Millie for the exceptional job she is
doing, both in her restaurant critiques
and her delightfully readable Hors
D’oeuvrs. This in spite-or is it be-
cause?-of her past association with one
of the most “understated” and under¬
paid “gourmet cooks” in the homophile
community. One who is known to have
only the kindest things to say about his
competition’s cuisine. Keep up the good
work you lovable Portugese Broad.
However, I do take umberage as regards
her review of the TRIDENT. The
TRIDENT is not a gay spot. This in
itself should not except it from a review
by our dear old Millie. The TRIDENT
closed for six months one year in order
to break a Union contract. A lot of
“GAYS” were hurt by this. In the seven
years prior to this the management
USED many of us on a sometime basis.
When'I lived in Sausalito it was a stand¬
ing joke that if you wanted booze in
your Ramos Fizz you ordered it “with”.
In these vastly competitive days I
feel that dear old Millie might better
spend her time dining and having a little
nip of Bombay gin and start reviewing
OUR little restaurants.
BYE
GsQ-B. A.R.J2©
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Was visiting Inez Fegguria this week¬
end to see the three pieces of recently
purchased watercolors by Ronald Trent
of Wisconsin. Of the three. Nocturnal
Fantasy was by far the best of the three
purchased. Remember the name, very
collectable.
The BIZZARE on Church is having a
sale for the next two weeks and is hav¬
ing a fantastic turnover. While one is
shop/minding the other is out hauling it
in. The late 19th c., three sconce
candleabra is on sale for $95. And am
surprised that it has not been bought. It
was a good buy at $125.00. The furni¬
ture has been repriced at almost a forty
percent discount, and some of the Price
collection at fifty percent. Good pricing
Ken, keep it up for the late scavangers.
Must bring to your attention the
work of a local S.F. artist. Miss Lili
Butler. Watercolor and ink. Fresh, and
directly to the point. She is presently
showing a few pieces with Mr. Tracy, at
the Tao Gallery, 1825 Union, upstairs.
This gallery just recently opened and
the endeavor must be mentioned. It was
designed to show the art at the best
advantage. And by their apparent
honest concern for the artist and the
product, you cannot go wrong in stop¬
ping by for a few moments to say hello
and shop around. Best of luck you two,
and the poster advertisement giveaway
is a good calling card.
Miss Franklyn is having another show
at the Monkey Tree Gallery on Valencia
in the near future, and will be advertised
well in advance, so look for it and be
sure to drop in.
This is all for this trip, but must
mention the Perriwinkle Gallery on
Pedro point, south of Pacifica. It just
opened and is having a tremendous sale
on inks, and washes on the S.F. Vic¬
torian scene. Cannot remember the
name of the artists involved, but am
expecting a flyer and will mention it
next time around.
Adio
a casual observer
B.A.R. (Bay Area Reporter)
861-5019
AREHER
Connie Cockroach said she had heard
that Dixie the Trick was “horizontally
inadequate.” I immediately conducted
an Archer Poll questioning everyone
past the age of puberty. Results: 97%
oohs and aahs. 2% arrived in town today
and our lady the virgin Casey.
A view from the spectator section in
the Oakland softball arena where
MAUD’S played CHRISTIAN’S for the
Jubilee Lions, included an awe inspiring
vision of the East Bay dykes trying not
to oogle the East Bay queers as they
promenaded to and fro-Topless?
LEONARDA’S Peacocks had a love-
in with the Sidetrack Sidewinders-2 to
0 in the 8th inning.
Sharon and Carol flew United to visit
with Plain Tedda, star of stage, screen
and radio. She sends her star-studded
greetings.
I know a gal named Susan, Susan
goes with Cappie, Cappie goes with
Millie, Millie goes with Carol, Carol goes
with Susan. What a team, what a team.
Alert —Renee watchers—she’ll be
coming over the mountain in about two
weeks.
Everything is back to abnormal in
the P.I.T. Scott’s laughing and scratch¬
ing with one eye on the register and the
other on Nikki. Her son-in-law the wait¬
ress, that’s Vikki or Miss Mouth with a
lot of heart just pitches and pitches and
pitches.
Dear “Thunder Pussy” smile! Some
secrets will out won’t they Nancy?
Up the staircase: Try, Whitey, Deno,
Pat and Chris. Down the Staircase: Try
Sandy, Judy, Joyce and Keel or try the
local bailbondsman.
Remember: if a frog had wings she
wouldn’t have to keep bumping her ass
on the ground!
Don’t Miss (^< 2 ,
The Royal j
SCANDALS 1
My Dear!
JL / A
FOR GOOD TIMES
FOR GOOD FOOD
FOR GOOD DRINKS
FOR GOOD
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FOR GOOD THINGS
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431 NATOMA ALLEY (at Mary Lane)
982-1837
SAN FRANCISCO
Community of St. John
431-1541
Council on Religion and
The Homosexual
771-6300
Daughters of Bilitis, S.F.
861-8689
Emmaus House, S.F.
441-2181
Gay Liberation Front, Berkeley
843-6982
Gay Rap
931-3939
Gay Switchboard, Berkeley
843-6982
Gay Switchboard, Peninsula
964-7268
Mattachine Society
474-6995
M.C.C. Center
864-3576
M.C.C. Information
864-3536
Night Minister, S.F.
986-1464
Psychedelic Venus Church, Berkeley
845-9130
Sex and Drug Forum
771-6300
S.I.R.
Society for Individual Rights
781-1570
St. Valentine’s Catholic
Parish Church
4414799
Street Minister
771-3366
Tavern Guild
781-1571
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Cf/MC
June 20,1971
The Editors;
It would appear that everyone in town is
writing columns, in which they review bars,
restaurants and shows. We, my lover and I, are
in no way professional critics or writers, but
would like to express our views on the perfor¬
mance of two show groups at the PAGE ONE
on Saturday, June 19th.
We went to PAGE ONE for dinner and to
see the show “Perry and His Vector Boys”.
Having enjoyed the first performance so
much, we decided to stay after dinner to see
the second show. Much to our delight, the
routines were different, which made it all the
more enjoyable. It must have been very dif¬
ficult for Perry and his cast to work in such a
small area, but he certainly pulled it off with
aplomb.
However, just at the start of the second
show another show group started arriving af¬
ter their own performance at BIMBO’S. It ap¬
peared that, to them, their entrance was more
important that the performance in progress.
And, when the Star arrived, he had no qualms
about interrupting Perry’s act. The rest of
Perry’s show was difficult to hear over the din
emenating from the tables of the new arrivals.
After Perry’s show finished, the other
group spontaneously put on what we assumed
to be excerpts from the show at BIMBO’S. It
appeared to us to be very rude for one group
to first interrupt another, and then try to out¬
shine them.
We had tickets to the Sunday performance
at BIMBO’S, but after the display Saturday
night we decided to unload them.
Perry, you were great, despite the inter¬
ruptions. You are a true showman.
Sincerely,
John and Rich
Dick Myhre
B.A.R.
1550 Howard Street
S.F., Calif. 94103
Re: Windmills-June 15th Edition
Dear Dick,
After reading your excellent response to
j.B., I felt compelled to do something which I
had never done before. Write a letter to a
paper.
As you know, I was vice president of a S.F.
Bike club, and was (frequently am-still) in
my leather bag. I also have a closet full of
dresses, another of straight (?) business
clothes, as well as my leather and westemat-
tire. Now that I have copped out to being a
“closet queen”, I’ll get to the point.
When the so-called “butch” cats get to
screaming (?) about drag, I would remind
them of something:
1. What “drag” really is, is a costume
2. What leather, as we know it is also a
costume ,
3. What the western trip is (me too) is also
a costume.
THEREFORE: IT IS ALL DRAG
I am not knocking anyone’s trip, I can’t
because I dig them all. But what I am trying
to say is that it takes about twenty minutes to
slip into whatever scene I’m in the mood for
at that particular time. I have no doubt that
some of my brothers in leather will object to
what I have said, but believe me, there are a
hell of a lot more of them who are sensible
enough to appreciate what I am saying.
I know several hundred leather enthusiasts
who have never been on a bike. I’ve owned
severaL
I know even more who are in the western
scene, and I’ll damn well bet that there aren’t
a hell of a lot who have ever been near a
horse. I rode the rodeo circuit as many of
them know.
I know many drag queens (among others)
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who find the entire leather scene and all that
it stand for, to be repugnant. My feelings to
them are the same as they are to the J.B.’s of
the other side.
Jose Sarria said something during a show
that he did at the MAGIC GARDEN some
months ago. I cannot quote it verbatim, but
in essence “he” said:
“All of you leather boys please remember
this. Years ago, when S.F. was up-tight about
the gay scene, it was those “tired old drag
queens” who led the fight, much as the civil
rightists are doing today. They were the ones,
out of their closets, who said to the S.F.P.D.,
Bust me, and then they fought. I do not know
if J.B. is a San Franciscan, but let me en¬
lighten him. In thos days when you got
busted, they did it L.A. style, printing your
name, address, AND WHERE YOU WORKED
in all the daily papers, and it was a real circus.
So every time you pass a drag queen who is
trying to do something, instead of passing
judgement, say thanks. WITHOUT WHAT
THEY DID THEN, AND ARE TRYING TO
DO NOW, THERE WOULD BE NO
“MIRACLE MILE, THERE WOULD NOT BE
THE GENERAL ACCEPTANCE OF OUR
COMMUNITY THAT THERE IS NOW, and
as a matter of fact, there wouldn’t be much of
anything of the world that had been created
and nurtured for ALL OF US, and BY ALL
OF US.
Now, back to J.B.’s letter. Regarding pros¬
titutes and those providing “services”. Unless
my eyes and ears belie me, it seems that the
prostitutes and “services” are dominated by
he-man types, who blatantly quote in their
ads that leather, cowboy, S & M are their
specialties. Albeit, there are some drag queens
hustling the tenderloin and the meat rack. My
question to you is, what is the ratio of hust¬
ling drag queens, to hustling “butch(?)” studs
in the same area. Perhaps, with a little more
understanding on the part of ALL of us,
people like that would not be restricted to
selling “services” for a living. Unfortunately,
in this case, a knock is not a boost, but
another nail in our collective coffin. I do not
dig street hustling in or out of drag, but I’d
rather try to say or do something constructive
about it rather than lay it on one quarter.
Think about how many “butch” types have
supplemented their income from time to time
by a little side action.
Paragraph four of his letter to you stated
that the bulk of the people picked up by the
P.D. are mostly undesirable shits who carry
on in public, making asses out of themselves,
and who are no asset to any community.
Thank you God for passing the judgement.
But may I point out that there is more
hanky-panky or whatever you choose to call
it, in the so-called “butch” bars than ever a
man in woman’s attire (drag?) would dram of.
I’m sorry J.B., you were such a bitch regard¬
ing drag queens, that you forgot the activities
that S.F.T.G., S.I.R., many bike clubs, and
also the drag queens, ARE ALL ASSETS TO
THE COMMUNITY WHEN THEY PUT
FORTH IN THEIR BUSINESSES AND AC¬
TIVITIES FOR ALL THE COMMUNITY -
while you choose to ignore the fact that you
have overlooked-what indeed is in your own
closet and back door.
Thank you Dickie, for putting up with my
long windedness. But I am in the unique
position of having been in almost all of those
bags, and I’m not ashamed of any of them.
Thank you also for being an asset to the en¬
tire community.
Thank you C.M.C. for all the good things
you have done.
Thank you Cristal, for all the good things
you are trying to do, in spite of the smallness
of some of the thinking which seems to
abound in some quarters.
Thank you San Franciscans, for the many
things you are doing in an effort to improve
our lot.
Thank you Shirley for the years of effort
which you have never ceased to put out.
Thanks to all the bike clubs. We are en¬
riched by your charitable efforts to the EN¬
TIRE community.
Thank you Jose for the many well in-
tentioned and good things you have given to
San Francisco over these many years I have
known you.
But most of all, thank all of you wo try to
pull, our community together. Even when
you fail, you win, because you did care
enough to try, rather than bitch.
I am a native San Franciscan, and proud of
both my city, and my community. The time
has come for us—WHATEVER DRAG WE
MAY WEAR-to at least have the courtesy to
let people enjoy their own scene-in their own
way. There are sufficient detractors on the
other side, without us doing it to each other..
WHETHER WE LIKE IT OR NOT, WE ARE
ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS, TRY AC¬
TING LIKE IT.
J.B., I hope you read the thank you’s
above. If you go down the list categorically,
you will find sufficient numbers of both sides
of the question who do contribute muqh. I
haven’t even mentioned the entertainers who
make you laugh when you need it nor the
many hours and much loot which they have
all donated along with a lot of drag queens on
many many occasions when it became neces¬
sary to go to the community for aid for bars
and individuals, never asking what they were
or where their head was. Now that is a ONE¬
NESS of community that you and others like
you might try to emulate. Come out of your
closets and be “you”. As long as you are dis¬
creet in your “activities”, the community will
let you dig your scene, as long as you respect
theirs.
I close saying this. “I am a leather guy. I
am a cowboy “bona fide” I am a drag queen.
But more importantly, I am a human being,
who believes that everyone should be able to
pick his own life style and enjoy it. Regard¬
less. And it might surprise you to know J.B.,
that I’nji also a pretty good man.
Jeff Hrock (Boy)
Roxanne (Girl)
Name given, because I believe in what I
say, and do.
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Did you realize, a very small percen¬
tage of our community set out to raise
money. The amount of money raised
was approximately fourteen thousand
dollars.
Did you realize that only nine people
received benefit of this money.
It seems to prove how we think and
operate within ourselves. Much of these
finances raised were raised on an emo¬
tional basis, through emotional involve¬
ment. Which we think'is beautiful, but,
why is it, it seems so hard for us to get
together on such things; as political in¬
volvement? Because politics are not
emotionally motivated? We would think
that this is not so. It certainly seems as
if much of our emotional problems go
way back to politics and our illegal form
of life.
Would it not be interesting and
beneficial to all, if We, as a group got
together and took advantage of the fact
that we have a crack in the door. If we
got together as a group of one and gave
our support to one candidate for the
Board of Supervisors.
Get together as a group, of one, and
not allow our first real chance for repre¬
sentation in our community government
to be ruined by the impulsive decision
of so many who desire to be elevated to
a political capacity or TITLE.
In our present situation and state, we
feel we must now take the time to think
and choose just ONE!!!
Do not split our chances for repre¬
sentation by allowing so many candi¬
dates to separate our VOTE.
With this issue coming so alive, we
must have unity. .
□pen daily bam
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PRESENTS
Mr. San Francisco Contest on July 14th
The Gangway joins with Totie's and presents an old fashioned
fourth of July celebration for your pleasure—Come join in the fun!
INFORMATION FOR MR, S.F-.
ENTRANTS at the GANGWAY
“Can’t drop in? Then smile as you go by. ”
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THINK, TALK AND LISTEN
Support just one.
With the Independence Day weekend
upon us, we should think , of our own
Independence Day, which must be be¬
fore us. Won’t that be one hell of a
celebration.
July 3 and 4th-THE ROYAL SCAN¬
DALS. If you enjoy camp, satire, and
agood time this is for you. Saturday,
the 3rd and the Premier Opening, the
entire Portland Court will be present.
,This pleases us very much. Dress in the
style which befits you least.
Look for the light in the sky, it’s the,
COVERED WAGON — Show Time
9:00 P.M. Tickets are available at the
RAMROD, KOKPIT, JACKSON’S,
NEW BELL, COVERED WAGON,
LEFT BANK.
Don’t miss the July 4th Shoot Off in
Larkin Lane. The GANGWAY and
TOTIE’S have many plans going, really
sounds fun. It’s always fun when bars
get together for an event. UNITY
BRAVO!
July 13th-Tues. Allen Lloyd opens a
new show at the P.S. This will be a great
addition to that area.
July 14th-Wed. Join the Mr. San
Francisco Contest at the GANGWAY.
Who knows maybe he will be an Em¬
peror.
My friends, be safe through this wild
weekend coming and remember, United
we stand, divided they will pick us up,
one by one.
Love and Peace
CRISTAL
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1. Greek letter
3. Popular eating spot
5. Thing
9. Style of decor
12. God of love .
14. Unit
15. World body, abbrev.
16. Volcano, var.
18. Pure pleasure
20. Mink
21. Oriental coin
22. Scalpal used to scrape bone (var.) pi.
25. Part of a church
26. Get it —
27. Type of disc
29. Often said when size is seen
30. Old sol
33. Yes
35. First letter
36. Best way to do it
41. He was R.T. so he - upon me
42. Alaska (abbrev.)
43. Roundup mgr.
44. We - out the room after the Amyl
46. Russian aristocrat
49. Placed under c’s to make them
sound like s’s (French)
52. Do, re, —
53. Flies high
54. Morning
DOWN
1. And Cons
2. Cristal’s reign
3. River in Italy
4. - Bag
5. Myself
6. Lots of gays like these rooms
7. Hard and firm
8. - cycle
10. Gives in
11. Kind of quartz
13. Escargot
17. Where it’s
19. Worst kind of sex
23. — yo
24. Bob’s
25. Main artery
28. - as you go
31. Bottom’s —
32. No response (abbrev.)
34. Exclamation of disgust
37. Heat of the matter
38. Old auntie (abbrev.)
39. You get this after 28 down
40. South American animal
45. - enchanted
47. W.W. II org.
48. Buckley’s favorite pastime
50. — and behold, it’s huge
51. Louisiana (abbrev.)
(Answer next issue)
LOCO
WEATHER
REPORT
by Cecil Knockherworst Weatherbee
July—July—July is a very active
month with warm winds breezing about
town causing temperatures to remain at
a comfortable level — This is surprising
since this is the month of fireworks
and independence, but, nevertheless one
should take advantage of this weather
and enjoy the varied gay festivities that
are approaching — The foul weather
that lingered on Larkin Street seems to
be clearing up with the GANGWAY and
TOTIE’S doing their thing on the fourth
and fifth — It should be a real map
Polish wedding — The sky should be
blue for this event unless that delirious
lovely frilly fluff-fluff red whirlwhind
from the Turk Street area gusts in. —
Speaking of this red whirlwhind what
big beautiful buxom baby has been sec¬
retly lingering about like a fog and
watching every move of this centrifugal
force—Could be foul weather or a
stand in??
THE ROYAL SCANDALS at the
COVERED WAGON on the third and
fourth should blanket the Folsom Street
area with a conglomeration of hot and
cold air blasts, voids, dark clouds, whirl¬
winds, dust storms, slides, spasmodic
gushers,- drafts, chills, upheavels, smog,
fog, tremors, quakes and some driz-
zel— All in all it should be an enjoyable
weekend.— And since this is a super¬
imposing event it should not be ig¬
nored — Blankets are recommended —
THE ROYAL SCANDALS cast is com¬
posed of a galaxy of stars representing
different areas of San Francisco from
Castro Gulch, Folsom Street, Tender¬
loin, Polk Gulch, Upper Grant, etc.,
etc., etc., and that’s a lot of weather,
but each is a wind in themselves with
tempermental weather conditions — a
fun group to watch working together
then off to their own individual
thing — That’s what you call beautiful
weather people.
L.A. will have a short spell of Cristal
showers when her Imperial Majesty will
pay that city of smog a visit to represent
San Francisco’s gay scene in the
Christopher Street Parade which is spon¬
sored by the M.C.C. — That Reverand
Troy Perry is a sunrise bursting with
energy—Cristal will also be present at;
Los Angeles Maggie Awards. — United
we stand divided they will pick us up
one by one— The North Beach seems
to be very spasmodic in the gay storms
especially at BIMBO’S and THE
VILLAGE— Past events saw a flaming
spark and a charred cinder, that’s the
difference between a thunderstorm and
a quell.
I hope THE SPOONFUL OF
SUGAR is real, and not saccharine!!
A shower of entertainment will be
presented at the P.S.’s new show room
when Allan Lloyd appears in person stir¬
ring his dust storm — A beautiful fun
person, a rose a day does that mean a
luke warm romance?
Have fun on the holiday — Take
Care—And be beautiful because I’m a
yankee doodle dandy. Enjoy
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A TRIP DOWN MAMMARY LANE
Oh waiter, waiter could you take my
order please, I have a dead line to meet.
I’ll have a small No. 10 and a large glass
of wine.
“What are you writing, are you going
to school?”
“No, worse than that, I’m writing a
column for B.A.R.”
“Oh” I think I really impressed him.
It was along about 11 P.M. on Mon¬
day last, when we started our trip. Some
friends wanted to hit Folsom Street. So
we started at 6th. We entered the prem¬
ises (as they say in police reports) to the
strains of “You’re Cheating Heart.”
It was the “Sunset Ramblers” a four
piece Drum set. (shades of the Pioneer
Club, West Sacramento, 1954). This
Club is multi level, has a fire place, a
wheel of chance, actually its really hard
to describe, suffice to say early garage
sale. Horse collars, saddles etc. lots of
etc. Wait, What is this, there is a guest in
the audience, “a warm round of ap¬
plause” We clapped. And then would
you believe, Ann Carr. She is going to
sing one of her own compositons.
Granted the woman is 78 years old so
you wouldn’t expect too much would
you. Well have you ever heard bourbon
washing rocks in a sluice box. She took
her own song, “How come you do me
like you do me” and turned it every¬
way, inside, outside, turned it over,
every way but loose, which is what she
should have done with it. She’s a spry
old gal and I have to admire her guts, if
not her voice. Have you ever heard a
drill sergeant sing in the shower?
The bar was doing a brisk business
(yes Virginia, one can be driven to
drink). I had to assure one of my com¬
panions that the numbers standing
around in leather were indeed butch, in
fact, most of them didn’t even take as¬
pirin when they plucked their eyebrows.
He also commented that many were
wearing chains and straps and things, I
told him that’s what held them together
(you may interperet that anyway you
like). All in all we did have a good time,
due largely on the part of the groovy
bartender, who, in spite of what seemed
like insurmountable odds, kept up with
the good vibes. It reminded me of the
Saturday nights I spent in Alturus,
shooting pool and drinking beer, and
hoping the girl 1 was trying to pick-up
would say no.
I’m not putting the place down, after
all, camp, high or low can be beautiful.
Note to Diane: have you seen the
slides they are showing? Wow!
*1 realise one tweezes eyebrows and
plucks a turkey, don’t argue semantics
with me. I call ’urn the way I see ’em.
AN
EVENING
OUT
TWTWTNSHB
(This Was The Week That Never Should
Have Been)
I’m afraid all evenings or weeks can
never be too great but one always looks
for a silver lining.
The week I pertain to obviously had
.sent it’s silver lining to the cleaners for
' not one bright spot ever came my way.
We were first invited to a sneak pre¬
view of a film, “Johnny Minitaur” at
the Nob Hill Theatre now under the
management of Ken Marlow. We sup¬
posedly were about to witness a cinema
wonder. Well I wonder if Mr. Marlow
screened it before we saw it. I hope not*
There aren’t enough bad things to say
about it. I can’t even, call it erotic or
pornographic. Wait, there was one
bright spot in the film. A Greek boy
playing the title role, I guess, became'
over passionate with a Casaba Melon.
My comment, “They’re passing all these
new laws, they’ll have to add a new one
for having relations with consenting
vegetables.” Enough of filmdom.
My next trek for me was to the Val
du Val show at the Alley Cat. A one
time thing, thank goodness.
I waited to see something but alas-
what can one say. I understand from
those who know and have been here
long enough-make it very clear that at
one time Mr. Du Val had his hand on
the pulse of his type of
entertainment-but unless one keeps up
dating material a little—when one
reaches for the pulse only a cadaver
remains.
Our next trip for us was to “Tricia’s
Wedding” a film by the “Cock-ettes”
There were some bright spots but on the
whole I could have done without it.
The one thing I did kind of enjoy
was-one of the shorts prior to the film.
It was one of Nixon’s 1952 speeches in
which he said all the things he is still
saying today. Even the hand gestures
were the same.
Finally we went to the very pub¬
licized, maybe over-publicized, would
be better, “Dearie Do You Remember”.
Starring you’ll never guess who? Perry.
The Vector Boys wer& heaven and need¬
less to say brave. I know “try, try,
again” is a good motto but really. Good
manners don’t hurt either. When one is
so self involved with an unrecognized
title and publicly announces said title
introducing a foreign court and then
says “Oh I see Cristal is here.” I really
wonder where her mind could have
been. If she runs for whatever she usual¬
ly runs for about now, I would hope she
would find it, her brain that is. 1 would
feel creepy being represented by this
kind of thinking.
One would also hope a show would
be rehearsed long enough so costume
changes were on time and more impor¬
tant the (STAR) would know what she
was doing so she wouldn’t have to start
a number again in front of a packed
house of 30. I sure hope another week
like that one never darkens our skies for
a long time. Until, next time, a not so
Kissy Diki is still saying.,.
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